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bharmi the coach (funny in telugu)
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BEHIND SUCCESS OF YUVRAJ AND TEAM INDIA
గచ్చిబౌలి దివాకర్
అనకాపల్లి టీం లో 14th ప్లేయర్
మ్యాచ్ రికార్డ్స్
GACCHIBOWLI DIWAKAR (LIVING LEGEND)
దివాకర్ గారు సెమీస్ లో పాక్ పై మమ్మల్ని గెలిపించాడని ఎంత ప్రాక్టీస్ చేసారో మాటల్లో చెప్పలేను
ప్రాక్టీసు లో దివాకర్ గారు ఎన్నో గాయాలకు గురి అయ్యారు. అది తలచుకుంటేనే చాల బాధగా ఉంది.
మేము ఆయన నుంచి ఎన్నో బ్యాటింగ్ మెళకువలు నేర్చుకున్నాం.
దివాకర్ గారి లో ఉన్న ఫైర్ నా బ్యాటింగ్ లో కనబడుతుంది.
మేము తీసే ప్రతీ వికెట్ ఆయన చేసిన కృషి ఫలితమే
Out…….. out………. Out I say
నేను మ్యాచ్ లో వత్తిడికి లోనైనప్పుడు దివాకర్ గారి కల్మషం లేని మొహాన్ని గుర్తుచేసుకుంటాను అదే నా విజయ రహస్యం.
I don’t know how boys are crazy about me .They praised me a lot. My boys did wonderful job in world cup.
ఇండియా టీం వెనుక నేను ఉన్నానని నా పేరు బయటికి రానీకుండా ఈ మీడియా వాళ్ళు తొక్కేసారమ్మటాలెంట్మొత్తం తొక్కేసారు.
రండి! బోయ్స్ అండ్ గాళ్స్ నాతో చేతులు కలపండి. మీరు నాలా ఎంకరేజ్ చేసి ఇండియా ని గెలిపించండి.

Boy got Rejected,Girl got Selected in interview for the same reason (Funny)
The New Genaration Family (FaceBookFunny)
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.
Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!

26 Jokes About SEO
On your honeymoon, you put a “nofollow” sign on the door…
SPAM.
When your daughter brings home a new boyfriend to meet you, your first thought is to check his backlinks.
Two SEOs were arguing over a penny.
They make used car salesmen look good.
A good start!
They’re all slime.
Respect.
When a tour bus full of SEOs goes over a cliff.
What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
There was an empty seat on the bus.
You can learn to respect a pig.
You feel uncomfortable and out of place at a minor league baseball game because you don’t see a Text Link Ads advertisement on the outfield wall.
Vampires only suck blood at night.
New Jersey got first pick.
Because deep down, they’re really good people.
Even hyenas have some dignity.
About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.
Professional courtesy.
15 - 1 to do the keyword research to make sure you’re changing the right light bulb, 1 to optimize the light bulb, and 13 to get the links.

Real Fact About Drinking,Smoking(Funny)
"Do you drink, smoke, or gamble?" asks the man.
The beggar says, "I don't touch a drop, never smoked and hate gambling."
"Okay," says the man, "If you will come home with me I will give you a 10 Rupees."
As they enter the house, the man's wife takes him aside and hisses, "How dare you bring that terrible looking man into our home!?"
"Darling," says the man, "I just wanted you to see what a man looks like who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't gamble."

Funny Birthday Massages
- Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
- To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.
- Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
- Money's tight
- Times are hard
- Here's you friggin birthday card
- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
- Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
- You are only as old as you act.
- So many candles... so little cake.
- Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.
- We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
- Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.
- Source From Birthday Massages

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Things to Learn from Japan (Please Remember Only For Fun )
Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.
2. THE DIGNITY
Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.
3. THE ABILITY
The incredible architects, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn’t fall.
4. THE GRACE
People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.
5. THE ORDER
No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.
6. THE SACRIFICE
Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?
7. THE TENDERNESS
Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.
8. THE TRAINING
The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.
9. THE MEDIA
They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage.
10. THE CONSCIENCE
When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly
We are far far far behind this...

A Funny Facts About Girls
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take
her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.<<<<Finally>>>>
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
